My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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