ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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