I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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