Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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