i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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