the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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