doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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