Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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