I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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