the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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