Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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