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May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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