I wanna passion pit in your ass
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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