wrigley field is MILF paradise
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Welp...herpes.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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