My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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