yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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