Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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