and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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