her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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