I like to think it a success when the cops are called
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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