i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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