ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
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she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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