Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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