You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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