Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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