Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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