Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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