Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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