WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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