the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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