The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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