her vagine was all disorganized.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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