Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Drake has all the answers
If I die, sorry about rent.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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