Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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