Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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