they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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