we're blogging at a bar
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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