how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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