Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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