this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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