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I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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