just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
is wine microwaveable?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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