Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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