do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
even my farts smell like vagina
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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