i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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