Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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