Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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