are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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