omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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