I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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