so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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