She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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