think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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